What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

TEXT:

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Cyberpunk 2077 ‘incredible’ new release has fans floored - GAMINGbible

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Trump’s Truth Social files with SEC for bitcoin-ether ETF - The Block

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Ex-PlayStation exclusive Stellar Blade smashes God of War, The Last of Us and Spider-Man with Steam debut - Video Games Chronicle

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

What is Quora? Are there any tips?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Can the Beckham brand survive reports of family feud? - BBC

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

The people who are 'allergic' to humans - BBC

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Make Nazis afraid again!

What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!